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A deviation on cockney rhyming slang, when something is really funny aka hilarious it's "hairy"
"Will walked into the bollard, it was hairy arse man"
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verb. To seduce a man with a sensual massage leading to a hot slippery reach around and a magic trick. After he is on all fours, his ass in the air in front of you and rock hard in your hand, ask him if he wants you to show him a magic trick. When he says yes, shove a huge dildo balls deep in his hairy ass and shout, "TA-DA! Who's the Bitch NOW?"
Jack was acting like a manwhore, thinking I was his bitch, until I pulled a Hairy Houdini on his ass!
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The unfortunate event in which two heterosexual partners entangle their pubic hairs during missionary style sex. While attempting to undue the knots, one partner begins to bleed, creating a pleasuring lubricant. Both partners accidentally climax, and the female becomes pregnant.
"I forgot a condom last night, and I fucking came dude. We were victims of a Bloody Hairy
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A female companion who has an exessive amount of pubic hairs, and smells like horse feed. Also has no emotion or satisfaction during sexual intercourse, due to over exsessive intercourse with more than one guy at a time.
(a smelly slut)
the girl who workes at the corner of of avenue Q and Martin Luther King Blvd. Or also known as "The Hairy Scarecrow"
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When someone exhibits an extreme amount of hair either on their head, arms, body, or a combination of all the latter. The most common form of hairy as fuck pertains to copious amounts of body hair.
That guy Doug over there is hairy as fuck, still sexy though.
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a man that has testicles that are like a jungle of hair
" Me and Thomas were getting it on until , I found out he had Hairy Nuggets
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A hirsute herring that has been split in butterfly fashion from tail to head along the dorsal ridge. They feed at the bottom of the deepest ocean (Western Pacific) and are so rare that they remain undiscovered by man.
A popular way for folically challenged druids to express astonishment in public, as in, "well slap my thigh with a hairy kipper".
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