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Ugly. Most God awfull ugly one can imagine
I remember when she was the prom queen. After 5 years on her back, paying for crystal meth she is ugly as hammered shit
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A small blue plastic hammer of approximately 6 inches in length, owned by Mary, used for certain offensive purposes. Unlike Maxwell's famous Silver Hammer, Mary's Plastic Hammer is incapable of killing anyone, or even doing any significant damage. Instead, any individual who is hit on the head with the hammer is immediately turned into a nerd upon impact.
Little Mary had been playing with The Plastic Hammer for an hour or so when she became bored and tossed it behind her back, hitting Maxwell, her older brother, in the head and turning him into a nerd for the rest of his life.
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So drunk you waddle around like a penguin. It doesn't hurt to be wearing an original penguin shirt.
Damn my buddy was penguin hammered last night, he couldn't even stand.
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Dirty football player known for bad hard man tactics will no real ball skills, often originating from ibrox and tynecastle
They're just a team of hammer throwers
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A huge rack, or monster breasts!!!
That chick has her country hammers on display tonight! Best tit's in the fuckin house!!
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the mack hammer is a figurative hammer that one "lays" when one "macks" on a woman. this occurs only when one macks and does not enter the "friend zone." to lay the "chisel" is the opposite of laying the mack hammer, it is to enter the friend zone. to "thattababe" is to lay down the mack hammer with all the authority that one can muster. mack hammer is most often used in the phrase "lay the mack hammer down" with a gesture of using a hammer.
Tay lays some serious mack hammer dude, thattababe.
No one lays the mack hammer down like the Piecerkids.
Hey Lauren is it ok if i lay the mack hammer down on your mom?
Scott is dual wielding!! Lay the mack hammer down!
Dude, Govan is in the friend zone, he totally chisels.
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a piano
Earlier today, I was practicing on my hammers and strings.
'these hammers and strings, been following me around' - Jack's Mannequin
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