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siberian hamster

A mamal derived from the ancient Siberian squirrel, today is a most commonly lovable pet. Most hamsters are highly trained and their squirrel like qualities are sharpened. Even though they tend to take an appearance of a mouse, their from type is the Siberian white squirrel.

My friend has a squirrel like Siberian hamster.

by Ariel1 March 5, 2018


A Hamster

A Hamster is someone you think is the greatest- until you get to know them.

You put all your hopes and dreams into this fantasy of a person, but really you're just spinning your wheels in place and an actual future with them is non existent (like a hamster on a wheel- get it?).

"What happened to that guy you've been gushing about?"
"Oh, Tom? Yeah, he turned out to be a hamster."

by TheBookofJo September 13, 2022


Spit Hamster

A name to refer to your significant other by

Let’s go Watch Squid Game my little Spit Hamster

by J-Squizzy October 20, 2021


hamster porn

Hamsters doing sexual acts in front of a camera. Which is submitted into hamster hub.

Madi does hamster porn for a living because it amuses her. Love you madi 😝

by Spider lashes for life June 13, 2022


Hamster Man

The act of fucking a girl named Pressley

My friend’s name is Hamster Man

by shshshssh May 9, 2024


Hamster Man

the act of smashing a girl named pressley

My friends name is Hamster Man

by shshshssh May 9, 2024


hamster blowout

When three or more males tape a Hamster to a pole, then violently have sex with it .until it dies/falls apart

Dude, Hamtaro would be so great for a hamster blowout.

by shit on a shingle September 17, 2012