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The area between your thumb and forefinger.
"Damn! I got a paper cut in my hand gooch!"
The act of jerking off, or being jerked off till climax.
My girlfriend whipped up a hand batch for me.
A person who is an expert at pleasuring vaginas, usually through the method of fingering, although could include other sex acts.
Female 1: "I've not had an orgasm in 6 months!"
Female 2: "oh let Luke have a go he's a bit fanny handed he will be able to help
The dedication of one hand to always be clutching at one's Blackberry device, even when not in use. A phenomenon easily observable in many collegiate females.
"My Blackberry hand makes me look so much cooler in this picture, since I have so many friends."
"I would rather injure my left hand than my Blackberry hand."
Used to define an emotionless, dead fish-eyed straight back handjob.
Waitress: "Would you like anything else?"
Customer: "Well, since you asked, a slow beej would be great, but failing that, a stiff Hand Jibber would suffice while I eat this meal."
Sex act in which a male participant is given a hand job while walking on their hands.
"Phil's avorite fetish was to engage in hand trucking through the halls of the Brothel."
The unexpected loss of control of one's hand while attempting to perform a basic task.
When Jeff reached for his cell phone, he knocked it off of the table, breaking it.
"Dude, you just tard handed your phone!"