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giving someone a B.J.(blow job)
nigga:hey hoe start polishing my helmet
hoe:aghit but i dont come cheap
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Some guy trying to imatate Darth Vader
Lord Helmet:"Lone Starr I'm am you brother's couisin's uncle's second roomate"
Lone: "What's that make us"
Lord Helmet: "Absolutley nothing
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A man leans over someone’s face, and covers the person’s eyes and nose with his package.
When I gave that passed out chick a Roman Soldier Helmet last night, she looked just like that dude from "Gladiator".
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A DPH may occur when 2 strippers, escorts, lady's of the night, hookers sit atop one man's head back to back.
My friend was having a great time at his bachelor party wearing one stripper like a hat, when all of a sudden a second stripper jumped atop his head. The rarely seen double pussy helmet was complete! Chants of DPH, DPH, DPH were shouted loud & proud for all to hear!!!!
The act of wrapping saran wrap on your partners head, covering the top of the head and ears like a helmet, and then defecating on his/her head giving the appearance of a, "shit helmet". A hybrid form of the infamous, Hot Carl.
Guy 1: Dude last night was my girlfriends birthday.
Guy 2: Oh cool, what did you give her?
Guy 1: The best present of all, a Hot Fudge Helmet.
Guy 2: Wow, that must've made her happy.
In order to avoid swallowing the ejaculate after completion of a blow job, the individual will spit the ejaculate into his or her hand and continue stroking the penis.
My best friend the whore told me about sperm washing the helmet. What a great pro tip!
When you have her bent over ready for some doggie and as you go to put it in that pussy it slips into her ass. But not all the way in just enough to dirty the helmet
Jon ended up with a dirty army helmet when Jen reminded him she wasnt into anal