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Idiot Radiation

Emanating from exceptionally stupid people Idiot Radiation has the effect of slowly chipping away at a persons intelligence/sanity. Although mild exposure can leave the exposed feeling angry, bitter, and or homicidal for short to moderate periods of time prolonged exposure has been known to increase an individuals resistance, acting as a form of inoculation. (At least in the cases where prolonged exposure hasnโ€™t resulted in violence.)

Idiot Radiation poisoning is common to individuals working in fields that require daily contact with the public.

Effective treatments include: Listening to music, deep breathing, and becoming a hermit. Although alcohol has been known to be an effective treatment, in sufficient quantities it can result in an individual becoming the source of Idiot Radiation and should therefore be considered only as a last resort.

Idiot Radiation tends to effect groups more severely contributing to the โ€˜mob mentality.โ€™

The only known cure is the complete eradication of the human species.

Dude, must be Idiot Radiation.

by flashwildecard January 1, 2011

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blathering idiot

a stupid ass who talks and talks and talks until you want to bang their heads against a wall. most of what they say makes no sense and there is no way of getting out a conversation with said stupid ass.

god, shelly is such a blathering idiot. she doesn't shut up!

by notquitecoolyet89 April 2, 2011

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raped idiot

An idiot who got raped.

NightFaLL is a raped idiot, as seen on raped-idiot.com.

by raped idiot January 27, 2008

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Racist Idiot

Anyone who believes that only white people can be racists; yet, they not only feel the need to call every other race any derogatory name they want but they feel like that they earned the right to do so.

Chris does not realize that everytime he preaches hatred for the white man and calls them insulting names like he is currently doing, he does nothing but makes himself look like the racist idiot that everyone has grow to hate.

by Al "Nappy Hair" Sharpton October 26, 2009

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A fucking idiot

Riley White

Guy 1: Wow, Riley's a Fucking idiot.
Guy 2: Yeah.

by BiggieCheese22 October 19, 2019

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Absolute idiot

Someone who puts the milk in before the cereal.

Paul is an absolute idiot. You're supposed to put the cereal in before the milk.

by Icouldntthinkofapseudonymtouse May 26, 2019

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idiot love

A state of mind where one is unaware that they are in fact in love with a person, usually ones best friend (gender irrelevant).

"You and Claire are in idiot love"
"My brother is in idiot love with Betty"

by urban ruby October 29, 2007

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