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When three or more people are riding in a car and they drive through a tunnel, all the windows are rolled down and everyone screams out the windows all the way through the tunnel. Their shrieking reverberates off the walls of the tunnel causing quite a ruckus.
Bum #1: Listen to those damn fools yelling out their windows!
Bum#2: They can't help it, Earl. I think they got that disease.
Bum #1: What disease, Fred?
Bum #2: That there Car Pool Tunnel Syndrome.
Bum #1: You're a fucking idiot, Fred.
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Farting while engaged in 69, giving a Dutch Blindfold, or at any point where the person giving you a blowjob's head is between your thighs.
Sometimes used during Sigma Chi initiation.
I do not care how pissed Lisa was. Bitting down is way too harsh a response to a Polish Wind Tunnel.
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One of the male homosexual persuasion, who is also a "top."
Hey Corey, check out that group of fudge tunnel steamboat captains going into Claire's.
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a low cost and professional hand job performed by a transvestite prostitute.
Last night I got "holland tunnel hand job" from Eileen(frank) and it only cost $10.
He/she laying supine head hanging off of bed (think ghetto geyser), and ejaculate erupts from the nose with such force it thoroughly blasts the standing participants anus.
Ay get ova here and get yaself a river city tunnel flush ya scumbag!
Carpal tunnel syndrome caused by the cutting of too many lines of illicit substances... This syndrome is usually found in people who have been snorting illegal drugs for many years..
Colin had to go to the doctor and explain why his wrist hurt. The doctor told him it was a common case of the typical crackhead wrist problem, crackel tunnel syndrome.
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uncontrolable urge to flatulate the tune of your favorite song.
Chris: wow dude how are you doing that?
Mo:oh yea man, Ive had flarple tunnel syndrome since I was a youngin.
Chris: That rules man.
Mo: (flarpling the tune to fall out boy)
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