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The walk home after a one night stand. Sometimes celebrated as a stride of pride.
J was dishevled, hungover, and unable to remember the name of the woman who's bed he had woken up in earlier that morning. He took a back alley on the way home so that no one would witness his walk of shame.
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When you're walking along and unable to pass the people in front of you who are walking slowly, occupying the entire width of the walking space, and oblivious to the fact that you want to pass, usually because they are inconsiderate morons engaged in mindless discussion.
Coming back from lunch today I was walk blocked by these two fagtards talking about football.
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an awesome green day song; the song is about a guy who feels that he cant do anyting right and that he feels like a loser; the song has some good guitar sounds
Ive got not belief,
But I believe I'm a walking contradiction,
And I ain't got no rights
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to constantly be the brunt of jokes.
Gavin is the walking punchline of his own life.
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Leaving a the stall in the bathroom after taking a massive, foul smelling shit. Usually accompanied by dirty looks, overused poop jokes, and extreme embarrassment.
Office Guy 1: Why is Jerry's face so red?
Office Guy 2: He had those greasy mystery-meat tacos and deviled eggs for lunch and spent almost 2 hours in the bathroom. I heard he had to take the Walk of Shame in front of our boss.
Office Guy 1: Poor Guy. It'll take weeks for him to regain his self esteem.
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A type or style of walking that is done by spreading your feet into a V-shape like a duck and dramatically raising and lowering your shoulders at the same time. Such style of walking usually gives the person a barrier to aggressive mobility (can't run fast). This is done by individuals that either tried to look thuggish/cool or that they never learned the correct posture of walking. And what they dunno is that such style of walking makes them look like a total idiot to the surrounding public as people around would just get a good laugh outta him/her.
Ha ha..look at that boi, because he's used to his constant p-walking, he can't even run without falling anymore.
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A slang term named after the way in which two gun slingers stepped towards eachother in old western movies just as they were about to duel with pistols. Today it refers to the way you walk when you have to take a huge shit. Or the way you walk when you have an erection and do not want anyone to notice the buldge in your pants.
1. Bob stepped out of the saloon and cowboy walked toward Steve, the dorkiest gun in The West. His hand quivered above his six shooter and he kept his eyes focused on Steve's pimply face, waiting for the slightest sign....
2. Joe, after eating four burritos had to take a huge shit. He cowboy walked from the food court to the mens room hoping no to shit his pants.
3. The customer, aroused by Nicolette's plentiful cleavage and flirtatious attitude cowboy walked back home, he needed to be alone now.
b-sol
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