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Some shitty propaganda made by satan and his minions.
Words that were made by chads who aren't having any of this shit:
Weird
Foreign
Neighbor
Leisure
Eight
Either
Height
Receipt
wait wtf is a receipt?
I before E except after CI before E except after CI before E except after CI before E except after CI before E except after CI before E except after CI before E except after CI before E except after C FUCK YOU AND SHUT UP
Lyrics to "Through The Fire and Flames", by Dragonforce.
On a cold winter morning
In the time before the light
When one of your best buddies decides to ditch you and your friends for this new girl whom he just met, but can't seem to ever leave her or even want to.
"Hey man I haven't heard from you in a while. Why don't we get the crew together and hit the bar tonight?"
--"IDK dude I just met this girl a few days ago and she's perfect, I can't find one fault about her!"
"Well keep looking! If you let her know how you feel this soon she will control you and you'll be whipped."
--"Nah not this one, she is different, we are equals in this relationship and she is my dream girl!"
"Ah sounds to me like your choosing new hoes before old bros! Have fun with that!"
Also "The Ship Had Sailed Before Its Occupants Made It To The Port".
An idiom meaning the ship between characters was confirmed canon before people started shipping them.
Person 1: Doom Guy and Isabelle have already been confirmed canon by Nintendo.
Person 2: The Ship Had Sailed Before Its Occupants Made It To The Harbor
Food is always important before anyone, especially dudes (or guys/boys)
A description of sex with a lesbian.
I shall now beam down,
To boldly Go where no man has gone before
basically telling you to shut up or they will thrust their dick in ur mouth to make you shut up.
Gf: This is why I'm better than you in Poppy Playtime!
Bf: I was lagging, plus, I wasn't even trying.
Gf: Yeah, Yeah. You sure about that?
Bf: Shut up before I make you.
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