french class

noun: What the devil shat from his ass, rolled up into a ball, pissed on, and gave to high school classes so that we could be tortured by the devil's spawn "french teachers"

Im going to french class to get fucked in the ass.

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French Tips

When you skeet/cum on a girl's feet, especially the toes.

"Yo I'ma bust that broad with some French tips!"

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french fries

Street slang for the perscription mood-elevator, Xanax (Alprazolam). Alprazolam is indicated for the management of anxiety disorder. While the drug is available in .25, .5, 1 and 2 mg doses, it's the 2 mg doses that earned this controlled substance the street name, "French Fries."
The 2 mg tablets are white with three slices (3 scores) in the side, and the number "2" on one side and "Xanax" on the other side. These score-marks give the tablets a resemblance to crinkle-cut french fries, and allow the tablets to be broken into 4 equal parts of 0.5 mg.

You lookin' tense, bro'. You need a couple'a french fries... help chill yo' ass out.

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french inhale

a trick done using the smoke from either a cigarette, or a joint. One inhales through the mouth, exhales most of the smoke, but inhaling the exhalation through the nose, and finally exhaling everything through the mouth again. It's a bit tricky, so you might want to practice before trying to show off your skills in public, thus making a fool of yourself.

Man, I've been trying to french inhale forever, and finally got it down. My sinuses are wrecked!

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French toast

A food that, contrary to popular belief, is not called "toast by the french. It's called lost bread.

Frenchman: Would you like some lost bread?
American: You mean french toast?

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french kimchi

keeping your penis in a pickle jar for 8 days or until wrinkly, you then buy a duck, abuse it, dress it in a sailor suit and rape it to the song ive got a feeling chipmunk remix

french kimchi

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French Tugboat

When you give your nuts a generous coating of milk and put them in a female's (or male's) mouth

OR

When a female (or male) gargles milk and a guy puts his nuts in her mouth

Hey Frank, do you like it when Brett gives you the French tugboat?

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