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closet bangers

Two people that are having intercourse at work and trying to hide it.

Did you hear about the boss and the chick in accounting?

Yeah they are closet bangers.

by Azmodeus July 6, 2017


closet playa

A playa with game well hidden in the closet.

Bitch please...Zulu's not not a balla, he's just a closet playa!

by rottentomato August 12, 2007


Schrödinger’s Closet

When your out to most people, but retain enough plausible deniability for when the conservative relatives come for thanksgiving

Bro, are you out to your family yet?
Kind of, but it’s more of a Schrödinger’s closet situation.

by Ur_Mom_Gae May 14, 2020


Schrödinger’s Closet

When your out to most people but have enough plausible deniability to stay out of deep shit when the conservative relatives come for Thanksgiving

I’m out to most people but not parts of my family.
That’s called Schrödinger’s Closet

by Ur_Mom_Gae May 14, 2020


lighting closet

a supreme workshop; the only place on this earth closest to heaven

by Anonymous September 19, 2003


closet skeleton

A dirty fucked up secret about your past that could ruin your life. Like if you fuked your sister and no one ever found out

1-"Dude I'm afraid I've got a closet full of skeletons. I'm scared that someone will find out what I've done"
2-"Dude Why the fuck are there dead bodies in your closet?"
1-"You have no clue what a closet skeleton is do you?"

by Dragon Dragin' May 20, 2016


closet deposit

The closet deposit is a womens "spank bank"

Look at that hunk.

Wow wow wee whaaa! he's going in my closet deposit for later

spank bank flick the bean

by Qbaybay October 12, 2013