Ipod ear

when someone sings while listening to a song on their ipod and thinks they are singing in tune

person 1 "oh god sarah is really having a bad case of ipod ear"
person 2 "yeah no one can hit the high note in "Don't stop Believing"

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Ear Bong

Ear Bong is drinking alcohol, usually beer, out of an Elephant Ear plant leaf.

When you float the San Marcos river in San Marcos, TX, you will find elephant ear plants along the sides. Leave your tube, swim and pick one. Roll it up like a funnel. Close the small end. Pour beer into the open end. Tell your friends you are about to Ear Bong the shit out of your drink. Drink the shit out of it. Wear it as a hat.

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Ear Hotels

A very high quality brand of over the ear headphones. Sennheiser or Beats for example. The cushioning provided and the head support of these headphones make your ears feel right at "home." Much like in a hotel.

Broham #1: Duuude!! Check out my phones bro!!

Broham #2: ~Puts on headphones~ Woh! These are like Ear Hotels brah!

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bat ears

Some one with insane hearing skills.

The spawn of man bat and batwomen

1. Psst look at that guy over at the other end of the corridor he hasn't hit puberty yet

boy. I can hear you. That kid had bat ears.

2. Go my bat ears destroy all the radios and satellites( man bat hates noise)

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mouse's ear

The plural, mouse's ears, is used to describe the position a stripper gets in when she is crawling slowly towards you and her ass cheeks appear to be on top of her head like those of the beloved Disney critter.

Also, the name of a great strip club in Johnson City, TN

Sam, did you see the set of mouse's ears on that stripper when she was coming at us on all fours?

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Swimmers Ear

When the male sexual partner pulls out just before ejaculation,in the old english school boy style, and proceeds to release his ejaculate wildly onto his female partners facial region. A sample of his load then seeps into her auditory member,left or right, and causing symptoms that would be diagnosed as swimmers ear.

Male: "hey babe is that hair gel in your ear?"
Female: "No, but I think i showered to long because my ear is killing me! I think I may have gotten Swimmers ear."

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Ear Crack

When a Song is so great that you cant stop listening to it

this song is crack to my ears!

This song is ear crack!

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