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When a person farts in a room and the others cover their face with their shirts and burp in order to disguise the fart.
Sadie just farted everyone American Ovened themselves
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When a couple is having sex outside, in generally hot weather (90 and 100 degrees), the man will ejaculate on the woman's face, and the heat will 'cause the cum to "bake" on her face.
Antonio: Ayo, I just gave that hoe an easy bake oven, shawty. She still tryna get the nut of her face.
Justin: Word? Damn...tell her what's good!
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When you go to give a Dutch oven to someone but you shart the bed.
I went to give my wife a Dutch last night oven but pushed too hard and gave her a Dutch oven chocolate instead
When you shove an oven mitt up your partners asshole. Then you use it as war paint all over there face.
I got an Dirty oven mitt during a Hot night with my S/O.
A donut Dutch oven is when you have a donut on your cock and the peso. Sucking you off starts eating it then you cum on her breasts and throw her under a blanket then fart in it and run off while she throws up under the blanket.
Guy: stop sucking and eat the donut.
Girl: okay daddy
Guy: cums on her
Girl:starts licking it
Guy: grabs blanket and puts it on her
Girl:hey
Guy:farts and runs
Girl:pukes
Next day
Guy: I gave my girl a donut Dutch oven
Friend: sick bro
When you let one rip and quickly slide out from the sheets trapping your fart, and jump up and turn the lights on. What’s the first thing you do when someone turns the lights on when it’s dark to escape the brightness?
I’m in the dog box for giving the mrs a reverse Dutch oven last night
Coined by Charlie Becker. Doing something useless in a non-productive/often harmful way just because it was done that way traditionally.
Grandma had to cut the end of the turkey before putting it in the oven because the oven was too small. We don't.
I call this kind of thinking Small Oven Syndrome.