(adj.) The state of being in which one finds themselves broke, drunk and loitering on the front porch of local store in a Bush Alaska community. Totally, completely, utterly...F'd in the pants!
Ughhhh. my biographical poet paper is "f'd in the pants!"
spandex pants yoga pants tight pants that make the female ass look jiggly
man check that bitch's snapper pants out and look at that ass I would fuck the shit out of that ass
Apparently normal casual or dress pants for men with a stretch waistband to accommodate large bellies. Suitable for fathers who gain sympathy weight during wives' pregnancies.
Man, that was a massive Thanksgiving dinner. I'm glad I wore my paternity pants.
An unwanted erection, usually manifesting itself while in school or at church.
Every day during studyhall, whenever Melissa was nearby I suffered the worst Pants Pylon.
Animal print active wear, often with pockets, normally worn by cougars that signify one who is up for it.
Bec wore her furtility pants to yoga on Friday then went straight to the singles bar.
A future fashion style in which baggy pants are tucked into knee high boots causing ones pants to look like mushrooms.
"Dude check out the size of that guys shroom pants!"
"I wish i could afford a good pair of shroom pants!"
Briefcase pants can be compared to what we commonly refer to as traditional 'cargo' pants, yet generally they may have a few additional pockets or features. They offer additional spaces to hold things, much like that of cargo pants.
Did you see the briefcase pants a julie was wearing yesterday?!? They were so next level she even had 3 extra crystals, a deck of tarot cards and a stuffed dragon in the pockets! So many pockets!