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(adj.) The state of being in which one finds themselves broke, drunk and loitering on the front porch of local store in a Bush Alaska community. Totally, completely, utterly...F'd in the pants!
Ughhhh. my biographical poet paper is "f'd in the pants!"
spandex pants yoga pants tight pants that make the female ass look jiggly
man check that bitch's snapper pants out and look at that ass I would fuck the shit out of that ass
A random blood rush to one's penis causing a spontaneous erection. Often causes embarrassment and laughter.
"Dude, I'm so hungry"
"Man same here, I can...aw man, I'm getting some Pinocchio Pants..."
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Apparently normal casual or dress pants for men with a stretch waistband to accommodate large bellies. Suitable for fathers who gain sympathy weight during wives' pregnancies.
Man, that was a massive Thanksgiving dinner. I'm glad I wore my paternity pants.
An unwanted erection, usually manifesting itself while in school or at church.
Every day during studyhall, whenever Melissa was nearby I suffered the worst Pants Pylon.
A future fashion style in which baggy pants are tucked into knee high boots causing ones pants to look like mushrooms.
"Dude check out the size of that guys shroom pants!"
"I wish i could afford a good pair of shroom pants!"
A wet fart that spray paints your undies Brown all the way through to your pants.
The fart I unleashed after eating at the Mexican buffet was horrible. I could tell by the sound it was a pants painter.