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when recieving a blowjob, right as one is about to ejaculate they pull ouf of the mouth and place their cock right on their partners cheek and force the semen to come out slow, move your cock until you have formed a little shamrock (three leaf clover) on their face. this is an irish creamer.
Todd: dude, I gave that hot redhead at the bar last night an Irish Creamer and she told me it reminded her of home
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When a guy is so drunk that he starts puking while receiving a handjob.
Guy 1:"dude how drunk were you last night?"
Guy 2:"Drunk enough to get a Irish Handshake"
Guy 1:"Sick!! From who?"
Guy 2:"I was so drunk I don't remember her name"
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A drink made from Red Bull and Jameson Whiskey. (perfection is perfect)
I wanna get fucked up, but don't want to fall asleep. hook it up with a muh fukkin Irish Quickie foo!
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siblings who are born less than twelve months apart
i swear their parents rut like bunnies. debbie and jim are irish twins: ten months apart!
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A dorm at Arizona State University where pot-smoking hippies live.
When the wind shifts, you can smell the pot smoke from over at Irish C.
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Two siblings who are not twins but born in the same year, usually nine months apart.
Are Andie and Jack McPhee Irish twins?
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it is the curse in which some irish men often suffer after a night of good drinking, their inability to get an erection due to them being very intoxicated
in early howard stern days, he said he suffers from the irish curse, and he was referring to his penis looking small after nights of drinking because he was unable to get an erection, pay attention to what he actually is refering to.
also, colin farrel explains in a tv interview that after a night of excessive drinking he suffered from the irish curse when he took a girl home, he obviously didnt mean that he has a small penis. also, he was born and raised in ireland, so i think he would know about the history of this kind of things.
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