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While getting your dick sucked, shove your dick deep in a bitches mouth just before the point of busting, and making your load come out of her nose.
While sucking off Amazon, all Kali could say was auga auga before recieving an Iron Dragon.
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An elderly person who is quite strong and hardy for his/her age.
My neighbor is an 81-year-old iron horse who mows his lawn and carries heavy loads up and down the stairs.
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1.The succesfull result of a Gay-Male being turned hetro, after hard work put forth by a female who is attracted to the male.
2. the process of straighting a gay person
3. A female who feels it's her place, to turn a male straight.
a. an iron usually must be hot to work
Are you sure Erin had Sex with Thomas? I thought he was gay? "Nah man, after weeks of hard work,aka ironing, she finally got him Ironed out.
Erin has been ironing that gay dude for weeks, and he still is a fag.
That Erin must think she is an iron, she has been trying to turn that dude straight for weeks.
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Currently sported by the Hipster, the Ironic Mustache resembles that of a Wild West Bartender. Large and long, it starts out thick then tapers down to curled, pointy, rounded, waxed tips. The Ironic Mustache can stand alone or be accompanied by a burly beard. Look for one, they're currently all around you...
Yuppie- "Hey, what's up with that dude over there with the crazy mustache?"
Yuppie's friend- "Oh that's a Hipster and that's actually called an Ironic Mustache!"
See great examples of an Ironic Mustache in the Hipster video "Hipster The Get Down" now on YouTube.
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when one person hooks up with a girl, and LESS THAN 30 minutes later, the first person's friend does the same thing, so the second person is, in a way, really hooking up with his friend.
this action can be done knowingly or unknowingly.
-"hey dan i heard you pulled an iron lotus on ann last friday after the football game"
-"Ah fuck, who was the dude?
-"it was me haha"
-"DOUBLE FUCK"
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To kick someone in the crotch with your lower leg, causing your foot to stick out on their other side. The ideal Iron Pony should lift the person off of their feet. Saying "yee-haw!" while doing this is a good bonus but isn't absolutely necessary.
"If you don't quit it I'm gonna give you an Iron Pony!" or "If you don't want to take a ride on the Iron Pony you better shut up."
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A woman that is like a 9-iron. good from 100 yards.
good from far, far from good
She seemed hot from far away, but upon closer inspection her bushy moustache showed her to be a 9-iron
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