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Estimated 25 million kills by his name in the bible e.g. noahs ark and the to towns full of rapeists and shit estimated kills to the devils name 60 and some of those was a bet with god
Soooo yeah god be killin loads of people
when something is unbelievably great
“yo, that shows last season was GOD compared to this season”
“my schedule this year is GOD compared to last year”
Fake. Its fucking fake. Its not real. Some dumbass made him up. Just give it up, stop praying, jesus isnt in your stomach, were all going to die, and were never going to “heaven” or “hell.
Person 1: Oh my god
The Nobody: Yes
A being who can suck my dick
if you see God they are obligated to suck you dick, even if you do not have one
1. A Omnipresent, Omnipotent, and Supernatural being that ascends through time and space, an almighty being, the ruler of the universe. You, yes all of you mortals must worship this being for it is your love and life. A female god is called a goddess.
2. Someone who’s the best at something.
EX1. P1: Hey, what God do you worship?
P2: I don’t worship anything.
P1: oh
EX2. Wow! Whoever made this is a god! I would worship this guy who made this literally!