right white

When a visible minority speaks by anunciating every word in a sentence perfectly.

Wow, see-hang, you sounded right white just then.

women's rights

a motherfucking joke

"Women's rights, don't make me laugh"

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Religious Right

Term used to describe a group of conservatives with a certain religion taking their dominance in the world of politics over anything else.

With the Religious Right in the White House, many non-theists feel threatened.

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womans rights

In the past it meant the right to hang around at home drinking laudanum while a man worked long hours at an unsafe job to give them everything they need. Nowadays the feminist definition is whatever will indulge the whim of the feminist shrieking it at you, the egalitarian definition it is that women have the right to be equally as miserable, unfulfilled and ignored as men.

Feminist definition of womans rights:
It is a woman's right to get/have/take (insert whim) because women shouldn't have to fear (pick something vaguely applicable from; being found attractive or unattractive by a man, having to defend their opinion/feelings with logic, having to do the work part of equal work for equal pay etc...)

Egalitarian definition of womans rights:
Fuck off, I've got no time for this sexist nonsense.

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turn right

To behave in a manner that is perceived as strange, "uncool," or "homosexual." "Turn right" is derived from a track, where running left turns is standard.

1: Man, that official is messed up!
2: Yeah, he definitely turns right.

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Your right

Another great way to end an argument. Can be used when someone wants to state something, either a statement or opinion, on something and you know they're wrong. Once you say "your right", the other person will have no idea what to say.

Brian: Dude i fucked Annie last night!
Chris: (Knowing she was not with him last night) Your right.
Brian: ......

-or-

Fag 1: Fuck you dude I'll kick your bitch ass!
Fag 2: Yeah fuck you kid I'll fuck you up!
Fag 1: I'm so much stronger then you!
Fag 2: Your right.
Fag 1: ....?

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GET IT RIGHT

What a black guy responds with when someone makes a statement with ignorance or say the wrong thing.

Guy: No, squidward is the cook at the Krusty Krab!

Guy2: No, he's the cashier! GET IT RIGHT.

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