One Shoe

1) A girl that looses one of her shoes after a drunken night of debauchery and wakes up to do the walk of shame with only one shoe.

2) A girl that is such a dirty pirate hooker (see dirty pirate hooker) that you have to assume she has one peg-leg and therefore only requires one shoe.

One Shoe, I can't believe you took two guys to the bathroom of the bar, you must be a really big dirty pirate hooker, arr.

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Shoe Box

Sleeping with two people in a twin bed, feet to head. Kind of like shoes in a box.

-"Did you hit that last night?"
-"Nah, we shoe boxed it. She had a box of ziti"

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Clown Shoes

Bullshit; something blatantly stupid

"Did you hear about what that idiot pulled? It was complete clown shoes, man."

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skate shoes

The awsomeest shoes in the world. Not just objects just to protect your feet, but actually for use in the sport skateboarding. The grip on the shoe is what makes them so popluar with skaters, because without a good grip, skaters cant do awsome tricks. Popular skate shoes include, fallen, etnies, element, DC, zoo york, osiris and adido.

Skater 1: Whoa look at those awsome etnies!
Skater 2: Yeah you should totally get them! Your skate shoes suck!
Skater 1: Ok I will! I need good grips to do awsome vert tricks!

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shoe gazing

A dance created by indie kids in the 80's. They danced to the Smiths, The Cure, Mary Chain etc, looked downright miserable and stared at their shoes at lot!

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snow shoes

when you ejaculate on the bottom of the toes on a woman's feet

The most fun in giving a woman snow shoes is walking off after you drop the load and leaving her to figure out how to get to the restroom to clean her feet.

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shoe time

The time after one gets extremely intoxicated and has the the urge to take off his or her clothes and cover his or her privates with a shoe, then proceeds to run wildly in a panic state and scream out SHOE TIME! SHOE TIME! Can be performed inside or outside although outside is much more liberating

Jon came home naked and winded with just a shoe after evading the police when performing Shoe Time through an intersection at 2am

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