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When a pre-op transexual takes a hit of ectasy.
That tranny is totally on a tuck n' roll right now...she can't stop petting her boa.
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How English-speaking immigrant hears Swedish phrase “tack så mycket” (“thank you very much”)
- You speak Swedish well!
- Tuck saw me cat!
When you're using a public trough urinal, walk up to the urinal, unzip your pants, turn around (facing opposite of the urinal) pull out your penis, move over your testicles now proceed to pull your penis back between your legs (penis pointed at urinal) now start urinating. That's the Trough Tuck It Back Peekaboo
I once thought a drunk guy was going to shit in the urinal nope he just did the Trough Tuck It Back Peekaboo
When your in public and you get a boner, so you flip your cock up into your waistband. It feels really good so try not to bust a nut into your bellybutton.
"I was sitting in class thinking about Gabby and Brandon, cuz i'm bi,when I got a boner so I did the 12 O' Clock Tuck and no one knew I had a boner. It felt so good, I almost busted a load into my bellybutton." said Tucker
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the act of placing ones nuts between their legs and stating the words " Buk Buk BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAK" resembling that of a chicken
I opened the door to my moms room and found Chris naked performing the cluck n' tuck.
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When having intercourse you use a rolled up taco as a fake penis to penetrate the vagina. Then proceed to take the taco out when she orgasms, smack her in the head with it. Next, unwrap the tortilla and eat it while masturbating to "careless whispers" by George Michael.
I stopped at Taco Bell before I fucked this bitch last night, totally got her with the crystal lake taco tuck.
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(noun) The act of sexual gratification through stuffing your phallus member into the overhanging fat deposits of a bulbous partner.
I bet Amy Schumer could give a mean Lubbock Tuck N’ Roll!
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I got my first Lubbock Tuck N’ Roll last night, I think there’s still some in my flaps.
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