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A Japanese Warning Shot

A shot said to be a warning shot but instead hits it's intended target the first time.

"Now I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds." -J. Robert Oppenheimer

"The only use for an atomic bomb is to keep somebody else from using one." - George Wald

"The 20th century was a test bed for big ideas - fascism, communism, the atomic bomb." -P. J. O'Rourke

Harry S. Truman: How are we gonna deal with these Japs?
Albert Einstein: Give 'em the Japanese Warning Shot.
Harry S. Truman: What's that?
Albert Einstein: Check what I just posted on Urban Dictionary fam.
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Land Owner: Got all these idiets stealin stuff from my land
Friend: Just give 'em A Japanese Warning Shot.
Land Owner: *proceeds to shoot the stealing 'idiets'*

by Smol Meme Account January 11, 2017

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Japanese stick and poke

the act of when to straight bros cum in eachothers penis holes in which one is inserted to there ass, BUT it shall not be called the stick and poke if โ€œno homoโ€ is not said afterwards

Matt: yo James me and clyde did the japanese stick and poke last night

James: Woah really, do u want to do it with me after class

Matt: Of course!

by big dick in my face January 20, 2022

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Japanese Rain Goggles

Japanese Rain Goggles is when a man receives oral sex from a woman while his testicles are on her eyes. Once he's about to reach an orgasm she blinks quickly giving him a slight tingle sensation to his testicles and increasing the pleasure.

She was unbelievable in bed. She just gave me a set of Japanese Rain Goggles, like I've never had before.

by Yell3p April 7, 2020

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Japanese Window-Painting

The act of spreading plastic wrap over one's mouth and having a person fecalate into the covered mouth.

My girlfriend and I practiced Japanese Window-Painting last night, where she dropped a load within my mouth, covered by protective plastic wrap.

by WhoElseButI November 4, 2010

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japanese rick roll

You roll your dick in seaweed and then make the girl eat it off your dick while listening to "never gonna give you up" by rick astley

fool i totally gave cho a japanese rick roll yesterday!

by chinofucker69 September 1, 2008

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japanese fire dragon

This refers to the sexual act of firstly poking the eyes of your woman so she becomes Japanese briefly and then ejaculating in her mouth forcefully. Then, to create the fire dragon effect thwak her back so that the ejaculate is released from her mouth and nose.

Last night i gave my wife the Japanese fire dragon, she loved it.

by SammyDAb March 23, 2017

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Japanese Finger Painting

When a guy jizzes into a bowl and a chick dips her fingers in the guys jizz then gives him a hand job

that bitch was Japanese Finger Painting me last night.

by Shawnica October 22, 2008

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