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Jasmine is a Simp
"Jasmine is a Simp for Max" "what a simp, Who?, Jasmine"
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1. some one who likes to surf
2. some one who likes ice cream...alot
3. some one who doesnt give a crap what others say
4. lives kava
5. crazy cool eyes (boys want to lick them)
6. crazy dancer skills
7. a super cool girl who lives in Hawaii
person 1. dude ur awesome
person 2. dude ur Jasmine Perri.
person1. serious? thats sweet.
"i think ur Jasmine Perri."
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a dirty jasmine is when you’re getting hanky panky with a “beautiful woman” and all is going swell for you as you haven’t had sex in a month. she asked if you’re into bum stuff and when you poke her bumhole she projectile SHARTS HERSELF ALL OVER YOU and continues to ask if she can eat the shit off your naked body.
bro, i went through something nasty last night. i was on a date and it was awesome until she did a dirty jas...🤢
a dirty jasmi..🤢🤢
A DIRTY JASMINE! 🤮🤮🤮🤮
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Person 1:Have you heard about that girl Jasmine Orlando?
Person 2: Yeah bro, she a homie hopper.
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clingy like an ugly sloth
neck pimples
stressed and smelly
ogre-like
attention whore
obnoxious and annoying
dead corpse breath
so ugly medusa blinded herself
dead inside
Jasmine K, much like herpes, is a disease that stays with you forever.
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When you are engaging in an act of coitous, and you proceed to rub the clit with a steel wool pad, and topping it off with cayene and or chile powder.
"Oh Henry, I just loved it when you gave me that Rasberry Jasmine last night, although I could have done without the chocolate icing garnish."
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Consuming a large amount of alcohol and preceding to blackout after crying and vomiting. The outcome of "Pulling a Jasmin" is ending up on academic probation.
A: "Did you see that girl last night?"
S: "Yeah dude, I accidentally sat in her vomit."
A: "Dude, she was totally Pulling a Jasmin."
S: "Yeah, I talked to her the next and she didn't remember anything."
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