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Focus on what's going good in your life and strive to make it against all odds.
I'm really sorry to hear about your cousin, keep your head up, it gets better.
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Keep Bangin Lincoln Park Dip Sandiego Blood Gang 3-11
Keep It Lincoln
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Pronounced "keepin' 'er green"
While working from home, deliberately moving the mouse or pressing keys solely to keep Skype for Business status as "Available" (green) instead of "Away/Inactive" (yellow) so that your boss thinks you're working
Person 1: "I Skyped him 3 times today, I don't know why he isn't responding, his status is 'Available' on Skype"
Person 2: "That's because he's keeping her green, the guy is playing Runescape all day today and he just wiggles his mouse on the work laptop every 15 minutes so his Skype status doesn't become inactive".
When you’re stuck in a miserable marriage, but it would be too costly to go through divorce.
My wife is cheating on me and nagging every day, but if we divorced she would make out with a ton of our money. It’s cheaper to keep her.
Much like 'keeping up with the Joneses', in which a family competes with neighbors to own the coolest home, car, things, and kids; keeping up with the Botwins is the struggle to afford to do so through crime. The name is derived from the Botwin family in the Showtime series Weeds, led by Nancy Botwin, who sells marijuana in order to provide and protect her family, who follow in her criminal footsteps.
I was wondering how the family down the block could afford three Lamborghinis and a Porsche until they got busted by the cops for keeping up with the Botwins.
I'm selling MDMA in order to pay for college loans. Just trying to keep up with the Botwins!
When a certain ginger haired person becomes to sexual and needs to chill the fuck out.
Oi mate, keep the chicken in the coop, bloody grab a hold of yourself!
keeping things between an ex or an old friend casual
“girl your ex just waved at you “ imma keep shi cordial and wave back