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Schrödinger's Butter Knife

When you put a used butter knife halfway over the rim of the sink just in case you might need it for another sandwich, but you never know.

Dude its 2 AM and your Schrödinger's Butter Knife could drop at any moment, hurry up with your snacks before mum and dad will kill us

by 1m1m0 March 10, 2024


shelling knife

A knife used to remove meat from shellfish.

Don't throw that shelling knife overboard it's the last one.

by ACIDDROPx420HITS March 28, 2023


fly knife

A knife that is designed to fly through the air when thrown. Otherwise known as a throwing knife or a kunai.

Careful, there are ninjas out there who can catch you with a fly knife before you even see them!

by Sir_Naps_Alot August 13, 2024


plastic dull knife

1. referring to the actual, plastic dull knife
2. a useless trick/weapon against something more powerful/clever trick

Ex 1.
"Is that a plastic dull knife? why are you borrowing it here?"
Ex 2.
Generic Hero: "I WILL SMITE YOU WITH MY SWORD."
Villain: "YOU PULL A PLASTIC D U L L KNIFE TO MY TRICKERY!!!"

by haveyouwondered August 28, 2023


Gas Station Pocket Knife

An individual that looks and acts tough, but is actually a pushover.

A bully or poser

"That Gas Station Pocket Knife started a shove match with a waiter for getting his girlfriend's order wrong, but he started crying after the waiter threw a punch."

by RalphTheWanderer October 7, 2022


JACK KNIFING THE SUN

It takes three people and a big mansion with a long hallway. It is when everyone is NAKED and the SUN is at the end of the HOLE (HALL) and the MOONED spreads the CHEEJS of the SUN as far apart as possible to expose the entire ASSH0LE where the other person is at the end of the other hall 40 feet away with an ERECTION what happens is the SEXUAL ACT starts.

Whatever condition the ANUS is in whether it is dry or not , the JACKKNIFER runs as fast as possible why the other has the MOON spread OPEN and plunges their DICK into the SUN but the key is the DICK can never hit the CORE as they only CRASH INTO THE SUN for which the SEX ACT is called appropriately JACK KNIFING THE SUN and whether that ASSH0LE SURVIVES is GODS choice but it shows how dangerous those DICKS can be.

by ASSHOLE LOYAL QUERY TELEPATHY September 30, 2021


jill knife

What tomboys of yore wanted most for Christmas.

If Jack and his hill-climbing female companion both had folding-blades tools named after them (i.e., hers would be called a "jill knife"), what sort of slicing/carving-device would be named for da clear drinkable fluid dat they were carrying their empty bucket up said incline to fill up wif some of it? Maybe a water-jet cutter?

by QuacksO July 21, 2024