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You are a liar if you say this.
Guy:Do you know why there is a dead person in the oven?
Guy2: I dont know *Holding Knife*
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if a person wants to know something really bad, but has no chance to fulfill his desire at the moment.
Guy joins a group of friends.
Friend1: (...) TRUE FUCKING STORY!
Friend2: OMFG MUAHAHAHA!
Friend3: HAHA BEST STORY EVER!
Guy: What? Oh no, I came too late. Please, tell me the story. Please, please.
Friend1: Nope, it's too fucking funny to tell it twice.
Guy: AAARGH! I FEEL DISGUSTING NOT KNOWING!
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a high level of affirmation.
The Dallas Cowboys are really good. "Betta know dat."
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An additional comment to be made after a that's what she said joke. It is often used by the person who fell victim to a that's what she said joke to turn it around, the victim usually being a male.
Rick: I'm glad I finished it. It was so hard!
Ben: That's what she said!
Rick: I know, I was there!
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It is a commercial
The more you know
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The inability to give the correct answer, even if there isn't one. And you know no matter what answer you give, it's WRONG!
Boss Man: Mark?
Mark: Yes?
Boss Man: What's 1+1?
Mark: I don't know.
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Put the you know what in the you know where
put the hoo-hoo dilly in the cha cha
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