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sannue is a women who as the strength of a 10000000 thousand pound man she is also monstrous
sannue king kong just picked deebo up
Cum on her face, scrape it off with a ladle, plop in a wonton and make her eat it!
“My girl and I tried to enjoy a Hong Kong Jack Spoon, but it wasn’t the same without chopsticks.”
The largest mammal booty to ever sit on this earth.
“You just got shit on! How does that King Kong Butt taste pleb?”
The act of filling one’s vagina or arse with peanut butter in the hope a dog will lick it out. Much like the Kong dog toy.
Yuck, I looked over the fence and my neighbour had employed the flesh kong trick for her dog again.
The act of grabbing two chodes on both sides of you and vigorously pounding up and down like donkey kong
Man I really enjoyed doing the donkey Kong to you and Brandon last night
someone who gets no bitches because they don't not talk to women at all- this may be due to them not caring about their appearance at all, or simply their negative eq and inability to make conversation.
they also probably don't touch grass, and when you bring it up they give a shitty excuse that they play a sport that's not really a sport (such as sailing)
"what operating system does ur computer use?"
"omg thats such an Ethan Kong thing to say"
A massive, dunny blocking turd that requires the assistance of a foreign object before it will flush.
Mate, the King Kong choker I shat out this morning was so big I had to force it down with the toilet brush.