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someone who is the most extreme version of fit
Walter: "I've been going to the gym alot lately, wavy sissy."
Emily: "Walter, you're such a strong kong"
An okay-looking Donkey Kong key. Nothing special, maybe something you'd find for a door perhaps.
Person 1: "Got my new Donkey Kong shaped car keys today!!"
Person 2: "Looks pretty Nesskey Kong, if you ask me."
Cum on her face, scrape it off with a ladle, plop in a wonton and make her eat it!
“My girl and I tried to enjoy a Hong Kong Jack Spoon, but it wasn’t the same without chopsticks.”
The largest mammal booty to ever sit on this earth.
“You just got shit on! How does that King Kong Butt taste pleb?”
the act of putting your fists together and beating the shit out of someone
Imma donkey kong slam that bitch if she makes fun of minecraft one more time
Hong Kong Observatory is a part of Environment and Ecology Bureau(EEB),it is so useless that even the whole Hong Kong is flooded,we still need to go school or work.It is famous for the Li's field.The chance of typhoon no.8-10 during school day is 0%.
A:I hope there will be a typhoon tomorrow
B:Go dream la,even there is, the Hong Kong Observatory wont let us have rest.