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A living organism who is forced into this planet and has no idea what to do or how to do anything. Basically, a worthless creature living on Earth.
Many people, such as teenagers text their friends, "What is life?" Well, now you know. So stop asking.
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What people searching "life" in the urban dictionary need to get
Hey Billy! Stop watching porn and get a life!
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Life; I'm sure ya'll know who superman is, right? So you know he's got every single power in the book. The fucker's practically invincible. Anyways I feel that people our age think they're superman. Okay, so we fuck around with the stupidest shit in the world. We smoke, we drink, we snort, we shoot up, and we steal something. We fuck around with the most dangerous shit in the world but we can't get hurt by it right? "Because we're invincible." But see it's bullshit. The crime, the drugs, and all that shit well that's our kryptonite. And well I see life is like superman flying over a field of kryptonite, and his goal is to get as close as possible to that field without actually touching it, you know? And being the rebel he is. He's always testing out his power, getting closer and closer but he's still cool right "because he's mother fucking superman." But eventually superman's gonna crash into that field of kryptonite and it's all gonna catch back with him. He'll crash and burn. It's the little things in life that mess you up the worst, but life goes on for most of us. We're all still flying along like superman, but we can't fly forever. We'll all eventually crash and then it hits us. We aren't invincible, Superman doesn't exist, but everything else, all the danger, all the problems, all the kryptonite will always be there...
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Something that can be easily fixed with the loop of a rope
"What are you doing dad"
"Just making life better"
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Noun: A loop of dead ends and fuck holes.
Dude1: Hey man! Hows life?
Dude2: Go kill your self.
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A joke.
A literal joke.
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Life is a joke, just like me. It's nothing, but our everything, which means that our everything is nothing and our nothing is our everything. Our hearts and brains are the source of it, which means they are the source of everything and the source of nothing. Composing life is other people, the Earth, and the many things that inhabit it. They compose our everything and our nothing, our sorrows and our joys. Humor, too. By this definition, life is basically a joke.
Yesh.
Thanks for coming to my complete rave and have a great day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Mother? What is life?" The young boy asks.
"Simple, son. A joke."
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