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sex position that involves the penitration of the asshole with a lightbulb during the sexual intercourse with a gaggle of silverback apes
jonnie onufrak set the record for getting light bulbed in one hour. 903458403853853080945times(wow)
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An instance in which an automobile uses it's emergency/hazard lights continuously.
Dude, that mini-van has it's emo lights on.
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Coledest tasting beer in the universe, official sponser of superbowl 39 and the NFL...Haters can eat a fat one, all you micro brew faggots smoke swag.
micro brewery's are for trendy metro sexuals.
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Metallica's seconed album witch had one of my fav songs "Fade To Black".
Metallica pwneds all bitch(in heavy rock if not then its 2ed to the Beatles. Yes i like the Beatles.)
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A yellow, fizzy type of bottled water, sometimes passed off as beer to mindless peasants who think it will get them women.
Idiot 1: Hey man this is the coldest tasting beer in the universe!
Idiot 2: Yeah man, it totally rocks!
Me: Umm, last I heard, the only tastes were salt, bitter, sweet, sour. Cold isnt a taste, it's a sensation, morons.
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The Delbarton School, an all boys day school that wishes it was a boarding school in New Jersey.
" Hey look, he's got a green hat with a big D on it, do you think he goes to Deerfield?"
"Nah, this is New Jersey, he goes to Delbarton."
"Whats that?"
"Deerfield Light."
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the worst fucken beer on the planet composed of cat urine and elephant shit
if u bring keystone light to my party im shoving it in ur moms twat.
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