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When a guy comes in you but you don't orgasm therefore you are a load dock.
Briar: "How was the sex?"
Jade: "Have you ever just felt like a loading dock?"
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when you blow your "load" before you get the chance to get hard
Jp soft loaded when he was in the fort with jill for 8 hours!
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Like a regular shotgun with a beer can, but after you make the hole in the can you then pour about 2 shots of any liqueur inside.
"Yo bro lets frat hard and do a loaded shotgun."
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When you exit a dark place (typically inebriated) and it is bright outside. Your head lurches back and you close your eyes due to the sun's brightness on your unprepared eyes...just like when an adult film star takes a load in the face.
We were slamming beers in Pete's basement and decided to throw some horse shoes outside. When we opened the door we caught sun loads that would make Peter North jealous.
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Flat, open, fields with no scenery typically located between towns in the Midwest.
The Midwest is in dire need of a server upgrade. Such long loading screens for so little content.
Much like the Massive Effect elevators, the farm land in the Midwest serves as a loading screen between content where you can still interact with the game.
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Smallest unit of measuring assignments or work. Equivalent to 1/10 a shitload but only 1/100 of a f***load and hardly equivalent to 1/1000 of a motherf***ingload.
However according to Lay-man's law of increasing marginal procrastination the magnitude of a buttload increases exponentially if there is a "due-date" factor.
For example if you have a midterm 2,500 word essay due in three months, one would say "I have a butt load of work,".
If it's due in two months, "Mein I have a shitload of work..." And one month "F*** I have a f***load of work!"
Then one night (give or take a few minutes before class) "WTF, I have a a motherf***ingload of work!!!"
But citing Lay-man's final principle of marginal procrastination- "terminal improbability" once all time has elapsed on the "due-date" and no acting impetus to initiate work has come about there is "utter finality" or "F*** this motherf***ing essay"
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A party prank usually played in the South Eastern part of the US, but enjoyed world-wide. The prankster vigorously masterbated into a snow cone, mixing his Man Ranch into the ice and flavoring. Thus creating a LOAD CONE for his friend (or girlfriend) to enjoy without his (or her) knowledge.
Ronald beat off into Marcie's ice treat and gave her a nice warm LOAD CONE of his love for her to enjoy. Minutes later she proclaimed it was the best thing she's eaten in years...
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