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rude way to tell someone they're talking too much, unlike talking bares which is more of a jokey manner.
Ash: *talks too much*
Koko: 'Icl bro ur pissing me off now you're talking a lot'
A parking lot rocker is a metal head( or a group) that go to a show or venue but never step out to support the bands playing live, they're mostly found drinking Modelos or any low grade alcohol at a parking lot and blast Toxic Holocaust, thinking that its a good band.
They live on low income and often hate on the popular underground bands and talk shit on other metal fans that can afford to attend big concerts, known to leave a mess at parking lots and have DUI records. .
Don is a parking lot rocker, he promised to John that he would get there early to see his band open up for Decide but is with Sam drinking Early times whiskey while listening to Venom.
A parking lot rocker are mostly metal heads (or a group)that go to a show or venue but never step out to support the bands playing live, they're mostly found drinking Modelos or low grade alcohol, and blast Toxic Holocaust in their car, thinking that its a good band.
They live on low income and often hate on the popular underground bands and talk shit on other metal fans that can afford to attend big concerts, known to leave a mess at parking lots and have DUI records. .
Don is a parking lot rocker, he promised to john that he would get there early to see his band open up for Decide but is with Sam drinking Early times whiskey while listening to Venom.
A super crunchy variety of hippie chick Usally found in the parking lot outside of a phish concert selling grilled cheeses for 5$ or heady trades. The only thing that stinks more than her van is her 4 foot long dread lock rat tail .She may be homeless , only known by her field name alias and wanted in four states but she tells a mean joke for a smoke. After a three night barn burner she hops in a strangers van and vanishes in a cloud of bong smoke patchouli off to live another weekend in a brand new parking outside a third tier jam band show.
Man all these lot girls are the same.... they just want to huff nitrous, eat LSD , buff a lunar charged crystal and black out before they even get inside the show.
"Man I think that crusty lot girl I banged on a bunch of empty nitrous tanks outside the disco biscuits show last week gave me the clap and stole my car.
To be the biggest buckle in a group of people.
Yo Sir Bucks-A-Lot, why don't you take your royal buck-a-teers somewhere else and leave us alone.
Sorry guys.
Like Joey Diaz! Who is fucking awesome by the way! That's my judgement of him. 10/10 best criminals of all time and has the best crime stories!
Hym "There are a lot of criminals out there... Some of them are famous and rich and/or are judged favorably. Isn't that weird? Not that I have a problem with that. Which is why I have adopted the Daniel Cho method of creating success where I just do whatever I want until someone gives me 1 million dollars! Not necessarily crimes, but like... Becoming an ethereal and malevolent force that tears through the community! JUST LIKE DANIEL CHO! Imbuing men with existential might to vanquish their foes and debauche their daughters... Wait- like, the foes daughters... They don't debauche their own daughters... That would be gRoOoOoSs! I don't know why I said it like that. It's gross. Don't debauche your own debauche your own daughters... Wait, are you guys still doing the thing where you ironically do the opposite of what I say still? Please don't ironically debauche your own daughters. I know I said I'm Satan but I can't stress this enough... Don't do that thing I said! Let me do it. BUT ONLY IF THEY ARE OF AGE! You know... I like that word... Debauche. You know DEBAUCHERY means, like, getting drunk and being a menace (As far as I recall) but TO DEBAUCHE means at BANG. Ok. So. To recap. Crime? Makes for great stories. Daniel Cho? Evil psychic entity. Aaaaaand... Only debauche other people's daughters... Yeah... That's the lesson of the day. AND the WORD of the day! Go forth and debauche someone... Except not that FUCKING WHORE! She doesn't need debauching! She can sit on a sponge!"
Its fun, at the moment, but it is technically sketchy AF
Our current lifestyle dynamic is of the parking lot carousel polyamory variety