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James Madison High School... a school found in Vienna, VA at 2500 James Madison Drive. JMHS is a school that spends all kinds of money in all the wrong places *cough cough* Madison High School Baseball. I mean nothing against baseball but our school doesnt financially support the hockey team or crew team, but excessively spends on the baseball team. anyways. if you want a shitty math teacher, come to madison. oh and if you want to get an A in spanish, and not learn how to actually speak spanish, this is the place for you! if you're a madison student though, you'd better get into college, or at least radford. now, about the students.
Seniors: theres a really wide range of seniors, lots of bitchy girls, lots of douchy guys, and the drama doesnt stop. parties either. some of them are funny, some smart. none are particularly stoopid.
Juniors: lets give the juniors some credit. the juniors meld pretty well, of course there's the popular set, the jerks, the jocks, but other than maybe 15 people, theres no one whose massively hated.
Sophomores: They've grown up a lot, they remind me a lot of the seniors when they were sophtys.
Freshman: theres too many.
overall its a school mostly focused on partying, getting into college, not obeying your parents, and getting away with it.
madison high school...meh. it could be worse, it could be marshall.
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Where the New York Rangers live.
I want to live their to!
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Pretty much all of these definitions are from last year and need to be updated.
The seniors now are a bunch of chill drunk kids doing what they gotta do. The juniors are the same assholes that they've always been, just partying more. The sophmores are alright, better than they were last year. They just hang out with everyone. The freshmen this year are a bunch of slutty clicky bitches that are obsessed with the junior class because of people's sisters and now they are starting to fuck juniors and seniors. The freshmen boys are a bunch of wannabe stoners.
We aren't THAT rich.
Girls still chainsmoke in the bathroom.
We do have the best fans.
We do have good parties.
We are decent at sports.
And we win shit occasionally.
Madison High School:
senior: "Drinkin at T**d's tonight"
junior: "Bonfire at J****y's tonight"
sophmore: "Party at C****n's tonight"
freshmen: "Orgy at T***y's tonight"
*correction from last year*
any senior/junior guy: "suck my balls"
freshmen girl: "yes master"
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A Madison Egg Beater is where you are doing a girl doggy style and really cramming it in to her, but decide you want to stick it up her ass. As you are cramming her ass, you get a nice lougie ready in your mouth and when you are about to ejaculate you flip her over, hock the lougie into her mouth and then shoot your load into her mouth as well; making the jism and lougie look like an egg on the stove. Now take your dick and ram it into her mouth and swirl it around like an egg beater.
I brought this bitch home last night from the bar and really wanted to pound it from behind. She begged for it in the ass and I obliged, but then I decided I wanted to give her a Madison Egg Beater- the dumb bitch swallowed it all!
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I want to say that the school has improved in the last couple of years, but it hasn't. The math department is still shit, the only good PE teacher left last year, and spanish is still an easy A. The STEM classes are full of potheads and hit JUULs in the back of the room, and the teacher just doesn't give enough of a fuck to do anything. Tennis team is still a bunch of sluts who think playing tennis is actually a sport. The track team is alright (the distance team carries the sprinters) but no one goes to the meets. Baseball is still a hellhole and you can usually find some used condoms in the dugouts or bleachers depending on when you look. Football and lacrosse are the same group of pothead jocks, although a few of them are actually pretty cool. Crew is as tryhard as ever and no one respects them for whatever reason.
This year, they started giving each student in school a personal laptop to use. It was a terrible mistake. Whatever they haven't blocked, which is basically just any .io games, kids just download games and play during classes. The teachers know damn well that they are gaming during class, but just try teaching the one kid who actually pays attention. There are kids with literal fucking porn on their computers and the school still doesn't give enough of a fuck to do anything. When kids aren't playing Getting Over It, Cuphead, Minecraft, or Pokemon, they're in the bathrooms hitting blunts or JUULing or just skipping entirely.
Madison High School fucking sucks.
The University of Wisconsin Madison is a public university in Madison, WI. It is generally known for its excellent Engineering and Business Programs, both of which are rated highly by both the Princeton Review and US News. UW-Madison also has excellent science programs, including Physics, Chemistry, and Biology. It is the flagship school of the UW system, as it usually refers to itself as "Wisconsin" (see wisc.edu, or the newly named "Wisconsin School of Business) and generally bashed by those who cannot get in. With its student population of roughly 41,000, it is one of the largest public universities in the US. The campus is located in downtown Madison, bordering Lake Mendota. Home to such progressives as Robert La Follette, and also due to its vast number of protests in the Vietnam War era, the city, including the university, has gained a reputation as being a hotbed of liberalism, which makes it a very awesome place. All in all, its a "public ivy", and thus you have to work very hard, but actually get a degree thats worth something. Also, there is a bit of partying between the constant barrage of papers and tests, thus giving Madison its legendary status.
Person A: "The University of Wisconsin Madison is a really shitty school"
Person B: "You're just saying that because you couldn't get into Madison."
Person A: "No i'm not"
(Day before)
Person A: "Oh, I got a rejection letter from Madison. Well, it looks like i'm going to Parkside."
(New Student at Madison)
New Student: "What the f**k is that thing?"
Not Noob: "That is Mosse Humanities. The most polarizing building on campus."
New Student: "Doesn't it look like a futuristic fortress from a 1960's film?"
Not Noob: "Yes, yes it does."
"Yay, I got a Business or Engineering degree from UW. I'm going to be very rich/powerful very soon. Bow."
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WOW! Madison's Fuckin Awesome at being Awesome
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