mashed topatoes

How darling little children pronounce mashed potatoes lol

Little scuz: can I have some more mashed topatoes

Baby mama and baby daddy: awww

Mash Potato’ed

A superb blast combining Meth, Shrooms & Pot.

Not High, Not Geeked, Not Trippin… but now…. I’M MASHPOTATO’ED ! Mash Potato’ed, not Mashed Potato’d

(mM—-Ahhh-SHHed——PoTAY-TOED)

If just meth and shrooms it’s MASHED!

Not smashed…(drunk) but MASHED ! POTATOED ! (Including Pot)

Them: Bro you must be trippin bro…
Assumed Tripper: Nahhh, I’m Mashed Potatoed bro!
Them: But you don’t even like vegetables !!
Assumed Tripper: Nahh bro, I am the vegetable ! We are one !
Them: Hmm, hit the bub?
Assumed Tripper: Yes , the bub , the shrub and the bud !!! You can mash with me!
Them: Let’s get Mashed !

hold on to my mash

If a guy says hold on to my mash he means hold on to my dick

Max: “hold on to my mash”
Lara: “ew no!”

Mash job

Repeatedly punching the testicles of a sexual partner for pleasure.

Tim:
I love when becky uses me like a speed bag.
Frank:
What?
Tim:
She gives the best mash jobs.

Keyboard Mashed

Keyboard mashed
Very useful to confusing friends into thinking you've had a stroke.

For example:
"Dude you ok? why'd you say that in chat"
"I Keyboard mashed"

Mashed Up Monkey

Put a banana in a sock, mash it up and put it in microwave for 20seconds. When done put it over your penis and start masturbating.
(20 secs only so you dont burn your knob)

I'm going yo get home and have a mashed up monkey

Mooseknuckle Mash

The act of absolutely thundercunting a bitch in her moose-knuckled lulu lemons.

Steve: Nancy was acting like a total bitch in class so I gave her the old fashioned Mooseknuckle Mash.