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Gunners Mate Elbow is a condition where the outer part of the elbow becomes sore and tender. It is commonly associated with doing MK45 Gun Mount maintenance and other Gunners Mate work.
Symptoms include:
-Pain on the outer part of elbow.
-Point tenderness over the lateral epicondyle – a prominent part of the bone on the outside of the elbow.
-Gripping and movements of the wrist hurt, especially wrist extension and lifting movements.
-Activities that use the muscles that extend the wrist (e.g. pouring a pitcher or gallon of milk, lifting with the palm down) are characteristically painful.
-Morning stiffness.
I just got done cleaning this gun barrel and now my Gunners Mate Elbow is really killing me.
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When you meet your soulmate at a family reunion
I met my cousin, Carmine, at my family reunion and we’re married now. We’re Alabama Soul Mates!
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A phrase. Used in reaction to someone or something disappointing/annoying you. Clearly expresses such emotions.
e.g.
Sam: "Sorry, I can't today..I'm washing my hair."
Maria: "Oh com'on mate!"
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A popular song that has the ability to fill an empty dance floor full of gay men within 45 seconds.
There wasn't one queen on that dance floor until "Hung Up" by Madonna came on. After she said "Time goes by..." there were boys as far as the eye could see. That song has attracted every guy onto the dance floor and is clearly tonight's gay mating call.
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A phrase people say after they’ve absolutely shitted on someone
Me: playing a game of CS:GO
Random player: starts shooting me
Me: demolishes said player in absolute fashion
Me:GET FUCKED MATE
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Phrase used by a buddy telling a tale of something embarrassing that happened to "one of my mates" when clearly it happened to him.
One of my mates was getting off with this right ugly bird when......
One of my mates used to wrap his penis around a back loofer .....
One of my mates used to have sex with his teddybear's ear...
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A strong bromance between two like male individual's.
Michaels hetero life mate martial likes receiving back rubs.
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