Sweet Midget Nipples!

Used as an exclaimative remark.

Johnny: Check out that chick's rack.
Dave: Sweet Midget Nipples! Those suckers are huge!

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One eyed midget

slang for your penis

Beating the one eyed midget

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Midget Time Police

Time Traveling midgets, that come from the future to fight crime.

"dude hide the weed!! Its the midget time police!"

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midget chap-sack

A sack full of midgets in sequin suits and ass-less chaps; mainly used as a weapon

I'm about to pull a midget chap-sack out on that asshole if he don't stop!

DON'T MAKE ME GET MY MIDGET CHAP-SACK!

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midget twat swat

when a midget tries to grab your vagina

the girl screamed when she seen the midget twat swat walking to her trying to grab her vagina

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Midget Toe Syndrome

MTS or Dwarf foot as it has commonly been referred to is a rare condition that affects the four didgets to the side of the main Toe in particular and can lead to

sufferers being bullied and frowned upon when having to reveal their feet in situations where they would normally have bare feet.Sufferers can be recognised on the beech wearing thick fishing socks or socks with different coloured toe caps to give the illusion of length to the stunted
Toe area and in some cases they will have Tatoos aplied to the normalish big toe to discourage onlookers from observing the smaller and more insignificant toes.Excuses as to why they have the disease (most sufferers are in denial) include "I have wide feet" or I'm small and stood on Tip Toe too much" are
commonly used to avert the stigma attatched to the disease which originated in Hungary and is known as Kitchy Lob (Translate): tiny Foot.Please copy and paste this to your profile if you have ever come across a poor unfortunate suffering from this particularly embarrasing disorder.

Tom "That Boy has got obsurdly small Toes"

Chris "Thats Midget Toe Syndrome and it affects girls as well"

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Midget Among Dwarves

To look good at doing something when your bad at it because everyone else is worse than you. First used in Family Guy in the "Midget among Dwarves" scene.

Joe: Wow, Jose is really good at basketball!
Bob: No, it's just that everyone else sucks. He is a midget among dwarves.

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