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Moist Voicemail

1. The product that occurs when one is leaving a voicemail and water gets into their phone and the phone short circuits. The water can either be on purpose or accidental (from rain, splashing, etc.)
2. Throwing water at someone while they are checking their voicemail.

Erin left me a moist voicemail; her slobber was all over her phone.

by The Klezmer Bandit November 20, 2011


Moist India

A reaction to when somebody uses the word waz.

"I need to go for a waz."
"MOIST INDIA!!"

by Smith2468 May 22, 2018

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moist hoagie

A woman's vagina that's moist and smells like deli meat.

When i went down on Maria she smelled like black forest ham, at the moment in time i realized she had one moist hoagie.

by Vomit Club September 25, 2016


moist salami

After a long day of work a lady spreads her legs and the mountain of cheese rains out from underneath. Her vagina releases a cheese like substance that she quickly scoops up and jams it in her mouth while watching some super dirty midget porn.

Damn girl I can't wait to get home from work and taste my moist salami! It's gonna be so moist today I can already feel it.

by Dirty Sex Monkey January 24, 2018


Moist Richard

Moist Richard is your average cheese smelling mall Santa. He is so fat that he cannot see his own penis. We call him moist Richard because he sweats wen taking more than three steps , making his pubes moist and sticky. He has no job except the part time mall Santa job where he asks kids to play tug of war with his pubes.

John :Omg George the fat fuck is such a moist Richard.

Kevin: I know

John: hey George do you have a big black cock

George: dude I’m a stinky white fella

by Edwardcockhands November 28, 2023


moist bowelette

A small, wet, poo usually on accident.

We are polite people, it’s not a shart, it was a moist bowelette.

by OpticalPrime October 1, 2021


moist meme

A meme that makes any living creature moist from they're sexual area

woah there buddy, that moist meme is making me drip

by DankLordNord December 18, 2016