Much like Dry January but more liberal. Only drink in January while getting a blow job.
While getting a blow job last night, I decided to make it a moist January.
that feeling you get when you have the urge to lick some pussy and you can't stop staring at it you're so damn horny.
The other day this chick had the biggest cameltoe I'd ever seen and I was so Tongue-Moist the janitor gave me a mop!
a nigga who is in his feelings about some shit he doesn't normally speak about as a nigga
Luke: "bro like i wrote a poem for her, what do you think?" Cedrick:" it's dope and i see you were on that Moist Nigga tip"
When two people hold hands and they get really sweaty and gross.
Dude I was so nervous it was full moist mittens with her
Moist crack is when your cracks (crevice) is very moist from sweeting because your fat.
Wow you have a moist crack
After sex when a woman sits up and queefs loudly
“Yo dude when I smashed Tina yesterday she let out the loudest moist honk I’ve ever heard”