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A white woman ready for sex. A naughty little thing.
Ex. This Triscuit is covered in balsamic vinegar. What a moist cracker!
Ex. I'm hungry for a moist cracker!
Moist crackers is a term used to say something is shitty, but funny.
"I died so many times on this level!" Thats moist crackers my guy.
Bro Sally and I stayed up texting last night . she said the next morning she "moist the bed". Damn bro through text?
The ugliest combination of any two words in the English language. It has been said that "cellar door" is the most beautiful combination of words in the English language. "Moist teat" is the opposite of "cellar door."
Person: Moist teat.
Other person: I feel uncomfortable all over.
Insult: if someone is being intentionally foolish or incompetent to get out of having to complete a task. A very common behaviour among the youngest sibs.
"Beth, quit blowing bubbles with the dish soap and do the dishes. You're being a moist doily."
When you are just too moist for this world. #Beau #Jacob #Aj
Sorry Rebecca, I'm just too HYPER MOIST.
It floods on a regular basis usually from my reverse osmosis de ionization units float valve malfunctioning.
Mario:Welcome Luigi to my moist basement we store all of our food here.
Luigi:What in the name of the old apartment is that smell.
Mario:That would be the mold forming from the moisture we should probably get out of here and begin abatement as soon as possible.
Luigi:Yeah that would be a good idea.