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A town in north East Colorado. Often called stinky farm town or Fort Mexico. There are many farms located here but there is also a beet factory and a cow slaughter house that burns cow blood every Friday. The greatest entertainment here is McDonalds. Many people here resort to drugs to entertain themselves because this town is very boring besides the random people that hide around corners that will shank you in the back! :D Population - 11,034
11,034 people live in Fort Morgan, CO (Colorado)
39.04% of residents in Fort Morgan, CO are Latino 39%
58.71% of residents in Fort Morgan, CO are Caucasian 58.7%
WHEN A TOURIST VISITS FORT MORGAN.....
tourist- What is that awful smell?
me- oh that could be
1. beets rotting in the ditches
2. Cow blood being burnt
3. Damn Mexicans that never shower!
but most likely the last one!
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An unauthorized or lesser known entrance to any home, apartment, office, etc.
I didn't want my mom to see me sneak back in, so I used the Morgan Door
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Act involving self injury initiated by distraction. i.e. walking into a pole when distracted by a loud sound.
Did you see Jenna walk into the pole? I think she was "Pulling a Morgan" when the alarm went off.
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God; my nigga; a sex toy for your ears; Chuck Norris for people above 12 years old
What's the difference between God and Morgan Freeman?
-Absolutely nothing
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a smoking hot guy who knows hes all that but likes to pretend hes not. Hes also secretly a huge nerd, and has bi-sexual tendencies.
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Liv Morgan is a very good and underrated wrestler (and she's hot)
she also never won a belt yet which is sad
Friend: Liv Morgan is cool
Me: What a "W"
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