ashtray mouth

A condition derived from smoking which causes the mouth to become discolored and smell just like an old used ashtray

I talked to a woman today who had severe ashtray mouth.

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mouth donut

A particularly bushy, dense goatee, in the shape of a circle around the guy's mouth. So-called because it resembles a chocolate frosted doughnut. Popular with frat boys (goes well with a cinched brimmed baseball cap) and baseball players.

Kevin Youkilis of the Red Sox shaved off his mouth donut for charity.

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mouth-tetris

When a blow-job is performed in which two or more penises are inserted into the mouth. This act can also be performed using similarly phallic objects.

"also, i can fit 21 baby carrots in my mouth. don't test me, i did it. one big game of mouth-tetris."

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pumpkin mouth

(noun) Refers to a person's mouth, which when opened to speak or smile appears as a gaping black hole devoid of teeth,
such as the mouth on a carved pumpkin at Hallowe'en. Alternatively, a smile with only one or two little peg teeth in the foreground of a gaping black hole can also be considered a pumpkin mouth.

Kyra Sedgewick (from "The Closer") has a pumpkin mouth.

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Junk Mouth

A term used in reference to that asshole Alan spitting lies. Like pure junk pouring from his mouth.

Alan: Yo I got that hotty last night to come back with me.

You: No you didn't, junk mouth.

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carpet mouth

That feeling of a dirty mouth that you have when you wake up from a night in which your mouth was open while you slept, causing it to be dry. It feels like something fuzzy has crawled into your mouth and teeth.

I woke up with carpet mouth.

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Monkey Mouth

Someone talkin on n on bout shit they have no idea about
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Stuttering mumbling

Goofy: aye foo... I like cant even... man Im like bro... you my homie... bro I like remember... remember that time when?...

Me*Internally*: IF YOU DONT SHUT YO MONKEY MOUTHING ASS THE FUCK UP!

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