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In one word: FINALS!!
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Me: "hey did you take your finals?"
Steve: "yea, but fuck it I never actually learned shit!"
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Statement made to infer that one is invariably similar to their parents. Often used negatively or ironically.
1: I heard that Jake is on drugs.
2: Yeah, so was his dad.
1: Hmmm...the apple never falls far from the tree.
1: Stacy's Mom is teh shizzle.
2: Have you seen Stacy? The apple never falls far from the tree.....
1: You filthy little scoundrel, just like your father!
2: I'm nothing like my father!!!
1: The apple never falls far from the tree!
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Phrase used by neandertholic goons, usually reaching over 6 feet in height and hairy, who idolize other goofy big 6 foot indians. Refers to act of getting homoerotic on shorter monkey-like Indians, and random tall guys, while consuming copious amounts of alcohol.
We must now get mashed like never before and stay in the club until the lights come on so I can talk to a bunch of tall GUYS.
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ITS TRUEEEEE rip technoblade o7
it's used by the famous youtuber technoblade rip o7 example: technoblade escapes a near death experience then he'll Say
TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES or NOT EVEN CLOSE BABY TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES!
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usually a response given after being blamed by someone for a situation that didn't live up to their lofty (and sometimes unrealistic) expectations.
Person 1: I can't believe I married you, this is not the life I signed up for!
Person 2: Oh yeah? Well, I never promised you a rose garden.
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A Song By Rick Astley. Released 2009, Sung In 1988, And Also Known As (AKA) Rickroll.
We're No Stranger To Love, You Know The Rules And So Do I (i x3). I Have No Commence What I'm Thinking Of. And I'm NeVeR GoNnA gIvE yOu uP.
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Excellent advice that is totally obvious. The advice is a complete understatement.
Father: "When you go skydiving, don't forget to use your parachute."
Teen son: "Thanks dad...and remember to never use a condom more than once."
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