U are sus

NO U

U are sus not me

Cal U

Welcome to Cal U of PA. Our college is located a few minutes off of I-70 and is basically a mile long. Yeah, there may be one gas station, one stop light, and no fast food, but we know our way around a good time and always have a drink in both hands. Worried about finding a place to park? Don't worry! With our broken down $20 million parking garage that is not accessible, you can find a good spot down in the river lot, don't forget to bring some popcorn because you'll be stuck at the train tracks for a solid 15-20 minutes. Just another excuse for us to be late to class. Looking for good eats? Had a stressful week? Don't worry, with our thirsty thursdays you'll be lucky to find yourself at the same damn party every week. Located in the middle of nowhere and looking for a nice place to hike? Well today is your lucky day because the only place to hike here is from Qwik Fil down to good old Todd's. Here at Cal U we get fantastic education and even though we are a small school that people constantly ask why we live in PA if we go to school the whole way in California, you'll always find us gathering in a giant circle with our arms around each other singing the great Wagon Wheel and tossing back a can of Natty Light because let's face it, that's really all we can afford. So cheers to another semester, because no matter if you transfer or graduate, us rat bastards always find our way back to the old town of California, Pennsylvania.

Those cal u bitches are crazy

u flaw

It’s mean whatever you did was wrong or wasn’t what the other person wanted you to do.

Person 1: y didn’t u text me back u flaw for dat.
Person 2: oh sorry Ian see it.

luh u

The sleepy way for typing “love you”.; the stage in between saying goodnight and I love you

Person 1: luh u gn
Person 2: luh u too :)

Yesn't u

A better version of no u which is used after some on says no u

Person: your mom gay
You: no u
Person: yesn't u

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u-knighted

a type of kid who enjoys arguing with other people over the tiniest thing saying everything is taken too far

You need to stop being such a u-knighted it's getting really annoying.

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U to P

the "Urge To Purge".
Commonly known among bulimics, when they feel the urge or need to purge, puke up, what they have eaten.

Girl 1: Hey how are you doing?
Girl 2: Ugh not so good, after that meal my u to p is so strong :(
Girl 1: Don'tttttttt!

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