Random
Source Code
Random
When a non Asian woman strictly dates Asian men.
Pedro ask Jennifer out for a date. She said no because she is strictly a noodle shark.
When it’s cold outside and you get a boner that goes down against your leg, feeling like a warm noodle.
Me: Dude i was outside and my warm noodle came again.
The part of the butterfly in which it dips nectar from. It’s twirrely tounge. Nectar noodle.
Did you see that nectar noodle today?
When a male human being ejaculates inside the womb of a female human being and then reaches inside of her with his fingers and starts scooping the sperm out by the dozens or even hundreds. By doing this one hopes that his little sharks will not be able to swim and find an egg before being scooped out of her meat curtains and being slung onto the sheets, floor, toilet, her face, etc.
Wyndall: Hey JW , what's all this white stuff all over the living room?
JW: Sorry call the cleaning lady, I went shark noodling last night.
A girl who teases a guy to a full on hard on then walks away leaving him to suffer.
I'm really horny and not wearing any panties... oh sorry, gotta go home. thanks for dinner. (noodle tickeler)
noodles that skye eats after she drops them on the floor
ewww did you just eat floor noodles?!
The go to food for college students.
Aw crap! I’m poor and got no food in the fridge. I’ve been starving for 3 days and only got $2! What can I get? RAMEN NOODLES!