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have a jessie

An instruction to "take a look" or have a crafty peek!

also known as a jessie deek - peek

(Bill) I hear Christine has a fine pair on her

(Shane) I'll make sure to have a Jessie next time i see her

by ebuygum April 21, 2009

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have a grape!!!

an expression used in response to someone talking complete rubbish.

originally used in response to clueless ramblings of the male sex but became a universal phrase with the ignorant shouting of a mad-woman.

ie "you want this grape about as much as i want to continue listening to what you have to say!"

other person: "you are useless, you have no idea about anything, you are inconsiderate...blar blar blar...."

you: "have a grape!!!"

(expected result: complete bewilderment, rambling to be paused...blissful silence!!, and possibly if ur lucky some laughter!!!!)

by Phoebe and Hebe May 6, 2007

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Have a Nice Life

i know why you're here...

The Death of Marat (French: La Mort de Marat or Marat Assassiné) is a 1793 painting by Jacques-Louis David depicting the artist's friend and murdered French revolutionary leader, Jean-Paul Marat. Have a Nice Life!

by Reunited by Fate June 25, 2023


Have a nice summer

A stock phrase signed by high school students in a yearbook of a classmate they have no previous memory of ever encountering.

Mentioned during the first season of Buffy the Vampire Slayer in the episode 'Out of Mind, Out of Sight', when a student of Sunnydale High who had turned invisible was revealed to have a yearbook filled with the generic sentiment.

Harmony: That girl just gave me her yearbook to sign but I have no clue who she is!
Cordelia: Just write "Have a nice summer" in it and hand it back.

by WatcherMark July 17, 2019


the english have landed

Definitely one of the strangest French idiom out there. It translates as “The English have landed” (from a boat). So, what is the relation between the English and menstruating? Well, this expression dates back to Napoleon and the British army, then called the redcoats. Go figure!

Guy 1: Dude, don’t fuck with her today.

Guy 2: “Why?”
Guy 1: “Because mans she’s pissy. “The English have landed.”

by Ccs46 October 6, 2017


we have arrived

When one reaches the finish line, or otherwise achieves a victory that required great endurance.

Call to all you fake-ass DJ’s rocking dusty beats / Attention: we have arrived.

by Greo Rodera March 24, 2014


have a nonstick do

A greeting being used in more and more of the UK, meaning, i hope your poo doesn’t stick to the toilet. A substitute for a ‘good morning’ / ‘goodbye’

Person 1 : right i better be off then mate
Person 2 : ah see ya, have a nonstick do

by loudestecho October 1, 2022