take him/her/it behind the woodshed

To beat up someone or something very badly

to describe a thorough beating

Dude, I am going to take him/her/it behind the woodshed and show him/her/it who's boss

or

The Colts took the Broncos behind the woodshed in the playoffs

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"Well, then. We sail without him!"

Line from the movie "Wedding Crashers" uttered by the legendary Christopher Walken. Can be used whenever someone fails to show at a pre-determined time or is inexplicably missing. A more polite way of saying, "Well, if he doesn't wanna go, then fuck him!"

"Where's Sak?"
"He's still sick."
"Well, then. We sail without him!"

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Wouldn't shout if a shark bit him

Description of a freeloader.
'To shout' is to buy someone a drink in Australia.

Wayne: 'Is it just me or does Jason go to the dunny whenever it's his round'
Bruce: 'Nah, that c*** wouldn't shout if a shark bit him!'

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And then I punched him/her in the face.

A phrase added to the end of a story that once told, sounded less cool than you thought.

I spent yesterday with my gramma. We shopped and had lunch. (weird silence from audience) ....and then I punched him/her in the face.

i just wanna talk to him

when you are going to punch or hurt someone

Guy to other guy, "nah i just wanna talk to him"

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I'd let him stick the tip in

When you see a man so attractive your first thought is to get down on all fours and do it like they do on the Discovery Channel. This response is usually elicited by a man who is the epitome of masculinity.

Alternatively, a man who has Ugly Duckling Syndrome or may not be "conventionally" attractive but has an amazing personality.

Lisa: I just watched the trailer for the Wolverine movie and Hugh Jackman is beyond hot.
Gillian: True that, I'd let him stick the tip in.

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ceiling her/him

when the guys on top fucking her or him

he got on top of her/him and was ceiling her/him :)

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