To beat up someone or something very badly
to describe a thorough beating
Dude, I am going to take him/her/it behind the woodshed and show him/her/it who's boss
or
The Colts took the Broncos behind the woodshed in the playoffs
Line from the movie "Wedding Crashers" uttered by the legendary Christopher Walken. Can be used whenever someone fails to show at a pre-determined time or is inexplicably missing. A more polite way of saying, "Well, if he doesn't wanna go, then fuck him!"
"Where's Sak?"
"He's still sick."
"Well, then. We sail without him!"
Description of a freeloader.
'To shout' is to buy someone a drink in Australia.
Wayne: 'Is it just me or does Jason go to the dunny whenever it's his round'
Bruce: 'Nah, that c*** wouldn't shout if a shark bit him!'
A phrase added to the end of a story that once told, sounded less cool than you thought.
I spent yesterday with my gramma. We shopped and had lunch. (weird silence from audience) ....and then I punched him/her in the face.
when you are going to punch or hurt someone
Guy to other guy, "nah i just wanna talk to him"
When you see a man so attractive your first thought is to get down on all fours and do it like they do on the Discovery Channel. This response is usually elicited by a man who is the epitome of masculinity.
Alternatively, a man who has Ugly Duckling Syndrome or may not be "conventionally" attractive but has an amazing personality.
Lisa: I just watched the trailer for the Wolverine movie and Hugh Jackman is beyond hot.
Gillian: True that, I'd let him stick the tip in.
The knocking of Darth Vader out of the box.
Han Solo: Knock him out the box Luke!
Han Solo: Knock him out!