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the act of sitting with your legs spread and reaching over your groin and flipping your balls repeatedly
Dude! my mom almost caught me couch poaching the shit out of my balls.
bill down the street is such a couch poacher
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One who prefers sexual adventures to be played out on the sofa!
this bed is too hard, that one is too soft, lets just fuck on the couch...i am a couch fucker
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Some1 whos ass is so big its the size of a 3seater couch with cupholder dimples, it can eat ppl from 20m
Omg, i caught a glance of that couch lady and near died!
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An Esports professional team that will slam team forsake into the FUCKING GROUND!
Blue couch: couch gang is superior
Forsake rihsk: *in squeaky ass voice* no forsake is better
Blue couch: shut up bitch
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A couch used to lure up expecting co-eds into sex.
Kouki got torn up on the cock couch!
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a couch that is used for coitus.
Guy#1: Dude, why are you throwing your couch away?
Guy#2: Its was my grandma's jiggity couch.... I couldnt get the stains out
Guy#1: I'll take it
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A person who sits and watches to much TV
that girl Kali is the true definition of a couch potato.
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