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When taken almost literally, it means someone is unintelligent or unequipped to talk to a specific person or about a subject. Although it has ironic connotations to mean that the interlocutor or the person they are speaking with is on another level/wavelength.
Compared to my friend, big brain Bojack, who is simultaneously discussing Kant's Deontology and Quantum Mechanical superposition, I have a small brain.
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Someone who tries to go big, but fails horribly. Someone who doesn't understand their own limits.
Shaq goes in for the big dunk, random player tries to stop him and draws the defensive foul.
Shaq: Nice try, small time
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Having this makes you genetically inferior
Some chick "I was molested when I was 13..."
Iam "I'm sorry that happened to...."
The same dumb whore "And what men need to realize is that most men have small dicks and that shit is not good!"
Hym "OHO! Immediately feel less bad for you! In one fell swoop you reduced my sympathy for you from like and 8 to like a .5"
Iam "I'm... He doesn't mean that..."
Hym "Shit, I haven't raped anyone and, therefore, bare none of the guilt for that action. Literally 0 people. But my sympathy is already almost non-existent and you had it and then lost it."
Iam "Why... Why would you say that?"
Hym "Why would SHE say that!? My dick is bigger than hers isn't it? That's the metric she's using for good vs bad. I'll use the same metric. Her dick is too small for a crime that I didn't commit to matter to me..."
Iam "Come one..."
Hym "How does that sound? Does it sound good?"
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if you sniff cocaine you are a small head
Yeah he a small head.
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If you have a PP that is smaller than 8 inches then you´r a loser to the society.
"How samll you´r pp?"
"It is 7 inches. Why?"
"Because then you´r a loser to the society. Because you have a Small PP"
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1)What guys with huge $400 iPods really have in their pants.
2)A small device used to listen to music
Jack thought he was cool with his over-expensive $400 iPod, but he wasn't fooling anyone. Everybody knew that he really had a 'small iPod'.
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