When one of your friends is getting with someone they are most probably going to be getting on their table. Getting on their table is obvs having sex with them.
*Jordan starts getting off with Lizzie* Ryan shouts; "Get on that table Jordan"
*Caly starts getting with Sarah* Ryan tells Lydia about it... Lydia asks Caly; "You getting on that table?"
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A large dispenser that holds about 180 ounces of beer. It's kind of like a mini keg for your table at the bar.
Hey there are a ton of us here tonight and we got a table, let's just get a table tap.
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When you have no wife so you shove your chode into the umbrella hole in a picnic table then let the bug crawl up your wiener hole and impregnate a fox. You must be a 40 year old pedofile to complete this majestic and stimulising act.
"Come on boys let's go table topping at the local pub beer garden"
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It's when you defecate on someone's chest and gently smear it with your hand. Kind of like wax on, wax off.
Tony came over last night and he began staining the table.
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a server in a restaurant who tries to take more tables than his or her share because she is a greedy biotch.
We were going table for table and she took three tables in a row without letting me take mine. She's such a table whore.
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where you spin the girl ur fucking on ur dick round and round
the girl wanted a thrill ride so i gave her the turn tables
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To have manners in public. To act with home training. To act like you got some damn sense. To act like you were raised.
That bitch sitting in the chair at a restaurant indian style must not be table broken.
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