Butthurt Train

The locomotive that people climb aboard when their sensitive little feelings get hurt(Mostly for pussies)

Person 1: I seen that guy trying to pick you up at the bar last night..
Person 2: He was trying hard. I told him he looks like a male Brittany Spears and that punched his ticket to the Butthurt Train.

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RT Train

When tweeting, this refers to a tweet that is either humorous or interesting that should be seen by the world. The RTtrain is a phrase added to a tweet asking for the tweet to be retweeted multiple times by your followers. The RT Train or RTtrain, is a good way to get a word or phrase to become a trending topic.

Person 1: Wow that last tweet was hilarious.

Person 2: You think so? Hop on the RT Train, let's get this baby trending!

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Fart Train

To do a lengthy fart whilst walking. Usually produced intermittently with the impact of each footstep.

Hot blonde with enorm tits: wow that was the most awesome fart train I've ever heard - can I please give u a rim job?
Dude: Ok!

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Fudge Train

The act of you and other people dragging your bare ass-crack over a passed out partiers face. The dirtier your ass the better.

Some dude passed out at Davids party so we all pulled a fudge train. James ass was so dirty he left skid marks on the guys nose.

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H-train

A slang term for the use of herione and/or the experience one will undergo while under the influence of this highly addictive, anti-christ of a drug.

I.E. "Hey Tom, what do you wanna do today?"
"I dunno...Lets take a Ride on the H-train."
I.E. "Damn...I be ridin' on Dat H-train."

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bust a train

when a large amount of people gather to experiance a pleasurable feeling with one person of the opposite sex.

Dude, Teri,Erica,Rene,and miguel bust a train on eachother last night!!! It was sooooo awesome!!! I was like dude........WOW!!!!

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Myspace Train

Any of those obnoxious bulletins that some of your emo/scene/whatever friends post occasionally. It's usually called something like "Capcom Train," "Toy Box Murder," "Silent Hill Train," or anything similar, and it's basically a bulletin promoting some sort of group or club.

Inside the bulletin are pictures of the group's members in order of rank, as well as a billion clickable links to add the people AND group to your buddies list and groups list.

But get this. No matter WHAT THE HELL the train is called, no matter WHAT THE HELL this little club is about, and no matter WHAT THE HELL the rules are, EVERY SINGLE FUCKING member is emo. EVERY SINGLE FUCKING member is a camera whore. EVERY SINGLE FUCKING member has the infamous myspace angle with weird black hair covering half of their face with eyeliner on. It's just... annoying.. to see that kind of thing ALL the time.

*someone posts a new bulletin*

Typical Myspace Train:
"Toy Box Murder"

*clicks*

"TOY BOX MURDER!! OWNERS: *shows display pictures of two emo kids* CO-OWNERS: *shows even more emo kids* MEMBERS: *shows the biggest list of emo kids you've ever seen in your life*"

"What the hell is this??? The gathering of the scene whores??

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