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When the only date you get is with your palm.
i.e. Masturbation.
(See: Jacking Off)
Person A: "Dude, she stood me up, yo!"
Person B: "Don't worry, man; you can always date your palm by going on a palm date!"
Person A: "Aw no, that'll be the tenth time this week!"
Person B: "Don"t hurt yourself."
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Leader of the Deukalyptus 010 D gang of north palma de mallorca. He is the illest mf alive, he will fw yo girl n shoot u if u mess wit him
The illest mf alive, he got that big, ferocious, veiny ahhh dih and he gon give it to yo girl ong. He a crazy mf. He gon shoot u if u say sum shi about him fr
Australian slang for parmagiana (which often rhymes with vagina when pronounced in Australia).
"Eh mate, you going out for some palm-a-vagina?"
"Too right - want some?"
"Thanks dude - me stomach is eatin' itself!"
When you're at work... and you wonder how other people are SO stupid. You officially give the "Chris Facepalm." Meaning, you lower your head, put your hand on your forehead, cuss a few times and say "What in THE fook."
Did you see the task description this person just made? It makes NO SENSE! "CD Face Palm" here.
Being pegged by a woman with a ribbed strap on
She gave her husband a Florida palm tree for his birthday