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n. a term created by some Potterheads on Wattpad to define the degree at which James Potter is absolutely fu€king whipped for Lily Evans
v. when you start freaking out or panicking because of your crush or in some cases the person you believe to be your soulmate.
n. When Lily flirted with James he went into a state of panic. Lily-Panic.
v. I started lily-panicking because Blake complimented me today.
When your pullout game is weak and you have to duck down and suck out the baby gravy before you get her preggo.
I had to eat panic porridge for breakfast this morning because the morning quickie was a little too quick!
To urinate yourself so much as to create a small ocean in your pants.
"Look! Little Ryan's got a panic ocean going on!"
When two people have sexual intercourse and one of the two requires to have his/her leg to be stuck in a bear trap, and getting punched in the face to ejaculate. Depending on certain specifics while doing this sexual position it can also be called a: Yukon Rockslide or french country full nelson.
The sexual position was first spoken off in 25th of february in 2018 by twitter user TimAintCool and later was defined and recognized by several reddit users including: Surreal_blue and jelacey.
Last night was amazing but the next time make sure to bring the trap when we try the forest whitaker panic room.
The panicked need to pee combined with the sudden psychological urgentness that seems to come when you’re finally at the urinal or toilet and get stuck on a zipper or can’t find the hole in your boxers. When you’ve waited for an hour and almost piss yourself at the last second.
I finally got to the front of the long bathroom line at the concert and had a pee-panic when I couldn’t get my dick out of my pants.
What leftists accuse you of when you criticise sexual promiscuity, prostitution and in the biggest self report of the millennia, the idea that a child can consent to a sexual relationship with an adult. Because if they can consent to “gender-affirming care”, before they're even a teen, what else can they consent to?
Person 1: TED sucked for the last ten years. They went from talking about physics, chemistry, engineering, philosophy, and it became "what if the baby consents?"
Leftist 1: That's pretty revolutionary and hot tho
Person 2: this one too , check the harddrive (referring to Leftist 1)
Leftist 2: moral panic is disgusting (replying to Person 2)
Disclaimer
This was a real comment chain on a YouTube video.
Hym “Moral Panic and Controlled Opposition are both... Terms... and they both mean things.”
Dr. JeepJorp “BuT wHaT dO tHeY mEaN!?”
Hym “GET OUT OF HERE DR. JEEPJORP! NOT EVERYTHING IS ABOUT YOU!”
Dr . JeepJorp *whimpers and hobbles away*
Hym “Jesus... Where was I? Oh! Controlled opposition. That’s why the Overton window exists. That’s why we’re kept in the feedback loop. You don’t care. You get your little dick sucked? Or your fat meaty cock gobbled? You manage to get some of your life subsidized? Are you not being crimed? Then you’re fine. Quit complaining about your life. I had to work hard to get where I am! Unless I lied. Then I just lied with every waking breath and everyone around me just went along with it. People don’t even know the difference! They can’t even think! They just accept the propositions. No matter how absurd.”