Paper pancakes

Pancakes made of paper sheets rolled & filled with cum, prepared right after you masturbate. Served hot.

Andrew: So, dude, wanna drop by for dinner ?
Virgil: Well, that depends, what do you have?
Andrew: Some fried chicken, and some tuna tongue
Virgil: Oh, actually, I’m a vegetarian, so…
Andrew: How about some paper pancakes then?

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slave paper

money

enjoy being slaves and hording that slave paper.

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Paper Tiger

Russia

Russia's military is a paper tiger,

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Paper Roll

a list composing of prostitutes that a pimp would collect money from.

That woman is on my Paper Roll.

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dropping paper

Taking LSD - reference to it's paper form and the common phrase "dropping acid".

"You dropping paper tonight?"

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toilet paper

Stock or options in a startup company, referring to the likeliness the money will have only imaginary value. In contrast to "real paper".

Person 1: "Hey, I got a great new job, paying $150k, working for a company that makes facebook apps!"

Person 2: "Really? Is it real paper or toilet paper?"

Person 1: "$60k base, $90k stock"

Person 2: "oh, so mostly toilet paper..."

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paper gangster

a gangster on paper only. birth certificate may even state "poor rich kid." Current pop culture dictates he copy the "gangsters" on tv and dress hip hop/urban.

Check this paper gangster.. walking with a limp but never got shot. Someone aught to revoke the sticker from his hat.

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